ME: Yes, you're right. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
LD: You know what the funny thing is?
LD: Kids don't really drink a lot of rum.
ME: Hmmm, no.
LD: I wonder why that is?
ME: I don't know.
LD: I guess we just have to chew GUM instead. (grinning) GUM RUM! GUM RUM! GUM RUM!
ME: OK, so back to our song.....
At least it wasn't REDRUM!