LD: I have pretty solid proof that I am a werewolf.
ME: (all thoughts of E chord fading) Oh....really?
LD: (looking dreamily at the wall) Yeah.
ME: So what is this evidence?
LD: I always wake up with the covers to my bed all bunched up. And I have scratches all over. And my brother always wakes up really hungry in the morning, but I am never hungry.
ME: Sooo, you think maybe you've...eaten something during the night?
LD: Maybe. Oh, and this morning I woke up with my watch missing, and I found it in the front yard. I guess that's it.
And we did finally get around to that E chord.