(LD starts putting it together)
ME: That's a big one. Is it an alto?
LD: Yes, it is an alto. I can also play the other one though, the......uh.....the jalapeno one.
ME: (Blank stare) Oh! Do you mean the soprano one?
LD: Oh yeah! (giggles)
Next time I want to hear some salsa music, I am going to find a virtuoso of the jalapeno recorder.