Thursday, August 20, 2009

Fun Contest

There is a great contest for "creative insults" (as related to online debates) over on Eric Reitan's blog here:


  1. Oh yeah well the Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!

    A modest man, who has much to be modest about.

    Everyone who loves you is wrong.

    You are full of potential and always will be.

    I have a lot of free time, but you're still a waste of my time.

    You look like I need a drink

    You have never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.

    Thank you for your comment on my blog; I'll waste no time reading it.

    He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

    He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... For support rather than illumination.

    You're like summer, no class.

  2. Your logic works about as well as a 1982 Chrysler made on a Friday.

    The relevance of your argument ranks somewhere in between baton twirling and a human pyramid.

  3. Are your maladjusted anti-social tendencies the product of your berserk pituitary gland?

  4. Your are extracting your entire model from your rectum, and using pseudophilosophical obfuscation and metaphysical navel-gazing to support an unsupportable argument.

  5. "It was a one in a million shot, Doc! (of philosophy)"

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